MY TURTLE IS DYING, PLEASE COMENT!!!

OMG!!!! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT NOW YOU CAN COMENT. SO, COMENT MORE PLEASE??
WHATEVER, I'M WITH MY LITTLE "FRIEND" NOW. SHE'S NAME IS LOUISE ENGELBREKTSON... I WISH.
AND HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME DYING TURTLE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!? APPARENTLY HER DIRTY NAILS ARE MORE INPORTANT THEN MY "DYING" TURTLE! BUT, WHATEVER. TODAY I HAVE PMS... SO DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!!!! CUZ IF YOU ARE, THEN MY TURKISH FOUND MOTHER GONNA KILL YOU ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE STUPID "SCHOOL". ANYWAY, NOW I'M GONNA SAVE MY TURTLE... OR KILL IT, SO I CAN GET MONEY FOR THE BODY FROM MY NEPHEW THAT I HAD A BET WITH. THE BET WAS THAT IF THE LITTLE FUCKING TURTLE OF SHIT DIED BEFORE FIVE MINUTES I'LL GET 1,2$. SO... HE'S GONNA DIE NOW!!!
HOWEVER I HAD A BETTER THAN A BAD FUCKING DAY.

LUW YAA<33

XOXO YOUR PMESSING FULADUSCHEN RAMBAJAN<33


P.M.S. MY TURTLE IS NOT DEAD, GET...