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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
ALL OF THE FAIRYS, WANNABE PRINCES IS DYING IN THE LAND OF IMAGINATION, AND ALL OF IT JUST BEACUSE OF YOU!!!
Hi, dilighted blog.
As the headline says everybody is dying. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY CUZ MY PMS IS STARTING AGAIN! When you grow up, please just skip that part when you get PMS all the time. CUZ YOUR NOT GONNA LIKE IT. Again, everybody is dying! And if you and your mother (and all of your uncles) don't coment before the sun rises down... the dragon will kick your as and the prinsess will be in the tower forever and the prince will never be able to rescue the prinsess from the big bad dragon. AND THE BOOK WILL NOT HAVE A HAPPELY ENDING AND ALL THE ELVES WILL DIE AND THE BIG FAT, UGLY WOLF (you know, he who ate the grandfather)WILL ALSO DIE AND THE LAND OF IMAGINATION WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RUN ANY MORE. All will die. And all the "beautiful" pink tree, where all the fairies live will disappear, just like my Turkish grandmother did last year. All wannabe princes who try to rescue the princess will also disappear because they are not needed where there is neither princess or a dragon as they can kill. And neither will the small boys to ride on purple ponies through the woods and valleys, because there are no more valleys full of small pink flowers with a hint of chocolate liqueur on top. NO! And neither will Fuladuschen Rambajan and his husband Kamoliddini Tojiknajod be able live happily in their green/pink castle in the magic woods.
No, because the entire country of IMAGINATION is gone.
And all this due to the input yourself. Your little bastard. Just because you do not comment on this post. Your little bastard. Your little shit. Your little piece of old crap.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT I STILL LOVE YOU?
(Don't) LUW YA <3
XOXO, Your little peace of old crap, Fuladuschen Rambajan.
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