Saturday, December 17, 2011

Bananas and split for lunch! LOVE YOGA!

Hola, hei, hey, bonjour, hello, ಹಲೋ, hai, Cześć, tere, hi, bok, สวัสดี, 안녕, Здрасти, ola, הי.
Hello everybody! Yes, you and the mother of god had a nice time with the camera last night.

Yoga is nice, but only if that mushroom agrees. NICE MUSHIX!!

However; My period has just ended and the dog wants some more fishes. Rottened, not that hardly. And when he askes for more give it too her. The big trees were very high, not as high as my brother but he had been in turkey. The thanksgiving whent fine, not too much turkey, though too many turkey guys. Nice! Thumbs up, the pony is asking you. HE WILL RUN AWAY! Where is my f*cking yogurt?!When the book was happy, the dog was too. They are fine now, are you? The girl through a fart at me, not that hardly. The only mother was that the problem smelled so much within the days that would past. SMELLY DAYS.

I know that it is sort of late, cuz your cat is suffering. I know it is sort of late too go out for the soda, cuz it's late and very cold outside.
Now, where is the purse of apples? AII.

Luw ya<33
XOXO áll of your Burger King's. BLESS U. QQQ XOXO, Your little Love Guru, Fuladuschen Rambajan.






COME ON, I WONT BITE! *not that hard*

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

IT'S MY FUCKING PERIOD TODAY!!!






Sorry, i've been dead for a while... but(t) i think i've killd Voldermort for the last time now! IT'S MY PERIOD (birthday) TODAY!!!! So, i just say one thing... SAY "Happy period uncle Fuladuschen, have a nice day!". and if you don't, i'm going too rape your brother (or cat if you don't have one... but(t) maybe soon you will after my visit). So, be nice, and don't forget to use condome!

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl period Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

P.M.S. BE TWISTED! <3

Sunday, October 23, 2011

I TOTALLY HAVE A NEW FACEBOOK-ACCOUNT AND I WOULD LIKE IF YOU CAN ADD ME!! Justin Bieber, Slutty facebook pic, The best blog ever, bin laden is dead.



Hello, Marshall.

I have written a poem, and I would like to share it. Also can you, just copy it and put it at our facebook status. Here it is:
"When I gave you that mashmellow I didn't expect you to just eat it. But you did, and now it is gone. I don't know where it came then, all I know is that it came out from your anus four houres later. Not in the same condition as I remeber it, but I am sure that that was the marshmellow I gave you four houres earlier. How? Don't ask me. I am awesome. Goodbye."
-Fuladuschen Rambajan.
The king liked it, and so did that mother over there. Yes, she is pregnant and fat but just because she is a woman it doesn't mean that she is stupid. But she was. Fat, pregnant and stupid. Not a good mix.

I just want to tell you that I have a new facebookaccount and I'd like if you added my mother. And me. And of course Kamoliddini Tojiknajod, my deer boy. he likes me, and I like him. Just like a big nice family.

So Bin laden is dead. Yeah, I don't know who that is.


Luw ya <3
Your housewife, Fuladuschen Rambajan Reborn.

Friday, October 21, 2011

I HAVE FOUND THE ONE, YOU CAN TOO IF I CAN! CALL ME! JUSTIN BIEBER. SLUTTY FACEBOOK PICS ARE NICE TIGHT DRESSES ON SALE, YOUR MOTHER ENJOYS THEM!

Helo.
Chanukka is right around the corner. HAPPY CHANUKKA!
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This is what he said. Mr Tutchher Coke was there, I thought it was poisened. It was, and so was I. So I was a good time.
After the cucumber party, I wonder? He said three of the four courses. It's a shame. The room, only occasionally do not eat much for banana cake. Hashkaka controlled, apparently not.

The grandmother is high, as was common. These days, walking in the neighborhood and child rape. Maybe it was good. Yes, it was nice. "The fruit of at least a year," said my brother. He had oral sex with violence every day tiredness, and its activities, my grandmother started walking. Every night, he was with his broken hand, the male and female condoms.



I am my brother. "Is a good time," he once said. My grandmother said that foreigners in the sand bed is good and the bad with the bread crumbs, I do. And a "monkey", which was registered with it, if everyone says that rape was recently in the neighborhood. I can not believe that the mother may have had the shoulder of the camel.

If the coke wouldn't be bisexual we probably be married now. Butt, it was bisexual. So am I. When he praised the lord, he still wouldn't give him the rings. THUMBS UP FOR ME!

Luw ya <33
XOXO, Your little sexually transmitted disease, Fuladuschen Rambajan <3

Saturday, October 8, 2011

ARE YOU FROM US AND A?! ! I KNOW YOU ARE SO CHECK OUT THIS POST! JUSTIN BIEBER STALKS ME! I AM A SLUTTY SLUT AND I WEAR VERY SLUTTY DRESSES AT PICS!!




Hello, weird stalking person. No, it's OK. You are not my first stalker. My first stalker was named Kamoliddini Tojiknajod (ADD AT FACEBOOK!!), but more about that guy later.
I have noticed that it is a hell of a lot of people looking at my blog. Perverts, I KNOW! Especually from US and A. By some reason their has been a hell of a lot people from Sweden looking at my blog (Yes, they are perverts too, but that's not news is it?) and they have looked at my blog about 500 times more then you Americans have. MY point (not the big point at my "penis") is that I sort of... I sort of... I sort of like you (US and A) better then I like the blond ( litterally) swedish gals. It would be a plesure for me (A NICE ONE!!) if you checked out my blog lets say, 5 times MORE a day? And obviestly spread the word of this amazing blog to all of your facebook- stalkers so they can check out this shit they to! HOW FUN FOR THEM, RIGHT!?

Please follow me @ twitter as well, as you probably already know, my name is Fuladuschen (Rambajan).

IF I AM EVER SUPPOSED TO BECOME FAMOUS YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO FOLLOW ME, OK!?!??! I HOPE THAT IS CLEAR. AND OFC IF I EVER WILL BE ABLE TO SPREAD THE LOVE OF YOUR LAZY BLOGS TO MY FAMOUS FRIENDS AND WIFES (Onch Movement, Paris Hilton) MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR NAMES!?

I miss you already. A speciall "Thank you" for my deer friend Tuvlizzime (the houseceeper)!!!


And a speciall "Fuck you and please go to hell" goes to my stalker JUSTIN BIEBER.



you know i
LUW YA <3
Your little houseceeper, Fuladuschen Rambajan.




P.M.S: DID I SAY THAT I LOVE YOU!? Ok, I did... CUZ I DIDN*T MEAN IT!! THAT*S RIGHT!! FULADUSCHEN IS A NASTY LITTLE SCHOOL-GIRL WHO CHEATS WITH THE TAXES!!! SPANK ME!!! SPANK ME!!!
I am a bisexuall male.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Das hello!

Hello peoplech!


Ich <3 Bruno. Ich think das he is nich. Ich especually <3 these picturech!!! I KNOW!

LUW YA, FULADUSCHEN!!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

HELLO ALL OF MY AUSTRALIAN STALKING BUDDIES, aii?

Hello, ai? Me name iz Fuladuschen, ain't it áii? Yez, it is aii. I am happy, aind you are also, aii?

Australian people: I love you. When you speak people think that you are retarded or just a stupid, slutty bitch *caugh* AXA!!! *caugh*

Luw ya, Fuladuschen (aiiii).

P:M:S!! YOU REALLY ARE AWESOME, BUT STILL REALLY RETARTED. NOT GOOD COMBINATION!

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I TOTALLY GET PAYED (and layed) AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO WRITE THIS AT MY BLOG!!! WAIT! THIS IS MY BLOG SO HERE YOU GO BLOG!!! I LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!

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I KNOW! YOU DON'T BELIVE HOW STUPID IT IS!! Btw, don't check it out, it's *S P A M*


You know I...
LUW YA <333<
Your Little Nasty spammer, Fuladuschen Rambajan.
P.M.S!!!

Friday, September 9, 2011

THA SCKOOL!!




Hello deer dairy (blog). Today (right now actually) I'm in tha sckool! In sckool you learn many good things, you know... good things. So, today I've actuaqully learn how to spell SCKOOL, and Mc.Donalds. Tha food in sckool is really nice, and tha foodladies are men, and they give you tha(i) food. Then on tha lessons you can have a nice time with your (male) teacher, you know, nice time. whatever, now i have to go on my "nice time". Se yaa ladies, and gays... and fags btw.


Luw yaa<33

Your Lidl teacher Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hellolidoli! Who are you?



Hi blog! I'm really sorry for the bad update, I've just lived my life a little bit.. oh wait, MY BLOG IS MY LIFE! Why in the fudgein of US and A haven't I update my blog earlier?! OMGF (Oh My Gay Friend) i'm soooo... yellow. But whatever, today I've been a lidl nasty boy. I gave my mom (you know that new mum that i found on the street, my really angry, turkish mom...) some apples and now she's on the Hospital, i don't know really why she's there. But then, my friends, i have to tell you something, i meet a new friend, on the HOSPITAL!!!! it was a lidl boy (and he have (had) soooo nica hair), it was so light (he's hair) and i don't know, now we're just friends! But now I have to look at my mom... se yaa<33

Luv yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl nasty boy Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

P.M.S. the lidl boys name is (was) Gorgiogorgonsola!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

My Lidl Mornings



Hallelujah, more than my mother. I get out of bed going to talk about my future recently. Speaking clock initiate a call, then go take a shower and the ugly. Curlers in her hair long after you have created a tour, so go on the catwalk. Then go and fruit juices and coffee with a fork and eat my breakfast. So my hardware has become a cat who works for an organization. So get a bag and her aunt have asked for a job, and that lady, I spent a lot of clothes in a lingerie store, therefore, TUC TUC is my kiss. But now I have to go to Africa TUC TUC, then you should see.

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl catwalk Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

WHAT THE FUDGE? THEIR IS A COUNTRY CALLED LATVIA?


OMG! I AM THE FIRST PERSON ON EARTH WHO FINDS THE COUNTRY CALLED LATVIA!!!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE! THEIR IS A LAND CALLED LATVIA!!! I HAVE NO FUDGEIN IDEA OF WERE IT IS, BUT I HEARD ONE GUY WHO SAID THAT IT WAS IN ASIA.


Check out my blog... oh.. how stupid of me! That's what I write at my @Twitter-page! And here I say: check out my @Twitter-page! Just get your self an account, wich is easier then to get @yourgranny in bed and search for "Fuladuschen" and press Follow.
And if their is any weirdo stalker who created a account also called Fuladuschen, this is the pic that I am at the point using...


I KNOW!!!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Beautiful boys.

I like to talk about beautiful boys. When beautiful boys, like me and my brother/cousin talks about beautiful boys, many times beautiful boys come over to us and all of us can have a nice and probably perv little CHAT with beautiful boys.

Sometimes I think about beautiful boys. Some beautiful boys prefer when I toutch them. THEN THEY FEEL MORE BEAUTIFUL! Beautiful boys, like Kamoliddini, are sometimes pervs.

Seach for Kamoliddini Tojiknajod at Facebook.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

TODAYS MISSION: INDIAN PEOPLE.

Hi.
Yes, I just said hi, how is that a problem?! Ok, ok, that's your apinion. NO NO NO NO! That's not what I said! LIAR. OK JUST NOT INFRONT OF THE PEOPLE! So is that a deal? SURE, you can suck my dick later, BUT JUST NOT NOW!

Hello people!
Today I have a mission. A BIG ONE. I AM GOIN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BLOODY INDIAN PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT. (SHUT UP!!!) No, really, I am.

(SILENCE...)

HAVE FUN.
XOXO, Your man, Fuladuschen.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

WATCHING INDIAN PERVERT VIDEOS IN THE END OF THE ZUMMER.

Hello, fellows (pillows, marshmellows)!!'

Right now I am watching indian perv clips at YOUTUBE. You know thoose videos with many times little young boys in them wich old pedophile grannys usually watch before they go to bed. I like goin to bed. THUMBS UP. Especually when I am happy. I like to be happy. THUMBS UP. Especually when I am not horny. I like to be horny. THUMBS UP. Especually when I am horny for little young boys. I like boys. THUMBS UP. Especually when they are hot. I like hot people. THUMBS UP. Especually when the hot people are me.

I like me. THUMBS UP. Especually when I am horny.

XOXO, Your ego, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

My Zummer





So Hello my dear blog. I have recently apodythike in a small shop, you know. So, writing is still for him. Everyone just throws their garbage, and sun on the beach where the dirty channel is, as usual, had a wonderful summer, I should say. My mother will fire and put it in the guard, who does not understand that, in the middle of the night plated faucet and drink, so do not meow. Eating ice cream freezer, you know, there really is a television, a transparent ... I do not know much. Then, of course, is lying naked in the bathroom and toilet spy, when young children. Obviously once the new swimsuits, you know, you can of purple turnips. You spend a good friend of the Brunbanan, I just go to the grocery store and cool. However, what I've done this summer and, of course, wrote in his blog. What are you my dear readers? Tell me, where I have to travel or travel? Give me a little comment and tell stories of summer for me ha. Maybe we can be friends afterwards.

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl tan Fuladuschen Rambajan<3333

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fashion in US and A.

Hello there!

Now I just saw that there is ALOT of people in US and A who apperently LOVE my blog, so let's find out some about FASHION IN US and A!!!

I'm not goin to lie to you, US and A is the heart of all fashion. Maybe not da plejs where all of the good designers live, but da plejs where it AAAALLL starts. It's da plejs where all of the magazines come from, and also da plejs where all the fashion models and cellebreties come from also! All of the huge fashion programs like Project Run Away, Americas next Top modell and all of the other, kind of BAD but stills interesting programs are from US and A!!!

And remember!! There is GOOD FASHION...






...and OFC...





...BAD!

Fashion in Spain.

Hello again!
I just saw that one or more people has checked out my blog in Spain so I'm just goin to search for fashion in spain.
Out of what I've now seen spain this summer is in to coulers and diffrent garments, as big skirts and crazt hair styles.

And I keep on searching for the reason WHY, WHAT and BECAUSE in the journey to the centre of the FASHION.

XOXO, Fuladuschen, The Queen of Fashion.

Fashion. "THE NEW FJORTIS COURAGE!" Fashion.

Hello, all of my fashion stalkers! Today we're goin to learn what is fashion for the "fjortis"-people here in the country of tojik.

At the time they are wearing garmets like this:


I know right? WTFAEWTS? (Why The Fuck Are Everybody Wearing This Shit?), and ofc YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE THEESE SHOES:



And theese garmets EVERYBODY who THINKS that they are something are wearing, and if they are not THAT'S A SIN!

And the theem of the week is FASHION. Not just WHAT and WHY, but also BEACUSE!


Please leave me a comment and tell me of what you think. You can also reach me at mail: fuladuschen@hotmail.com and please show me a pic of you.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Me feeling desperate. The housewifes happy. Very happy. FOR ME! The housewifes husbands and then again happy and horny again!



Hello there!
Thank the turtle for all of your views. The people in america especually. *Thumbs up*
I'm really sorry for the bad update, I've been buzy with a lot of hair-wraps and showers. I've also been buzy with Charlotte's PMS:ing shit.

Well I've bought a couple of new clothes, You know what you have to do for the man. Many bras and makeup. Otherwise he not happy and horny as we like them. Housewifes like me buy all of theese bras and makeups so our husband can give us more money, so then we can buy more bras and makeup! And then they will get happy and horny again and then they will give us money so we can buy bras and makeup for them. But after 10-20 years of marrige both of them are sick of eachother and the BREAKup no more MAKEup.

Yes, that's exactly how a housewife/husband marrige happends. MONEY, BRAS, MAKEUP, HORNY, HAPPY, MONEY, MAKEUP, BREAKUP.
And then OFC the wife have to clean the house so the kids and the husband can be happy. But most of the times there is a housecleaner and a nanny.
So really. The housewife is just at the house cheating with hotter younger men during the men are at work. WORKING FOR MONEY FOR THEY DESPERETE HOUSEWIFES AT HOME.

XOXO, Your cheating housewife, Fuladuschen.


P.M.S: and ofc HEELS AND BARE LEGS!!!!


Heels and bare legs.

Friday, July 22, 2011

People call me stupid, you call me! (heart)

Hi, blogreaders and huge fans!
I am having FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN with the NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN(s). As usual with other words.
I'm not sure what to write so, CALL ME <3

Friday, July 15, 2011

HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU ARE GAY/BI/RETARD/INLOVE.

Hello there!
I know that it is hard for alot of people, both male and female, to tell their parents that you are gay/bi or the other options. I am not quite sure why it is in this way, a sexuality and the oher options is something natrual and something you should accept.
The probably best way to tell them is to just tell them. It's hard, yes but I can promiss you that later up it will be alot easier.
I know that this isn't about FASHION, the theme of the week, but this is truly so much more inportant then a 1000 garments! If you haven't experienced your self, you will never understand how terrile time it is. YES, worse then pregnantsy and periods... And YES, worse then devorse!!!! GOSH YOU REALLY ARE STUPHEAD!

Just do it. /Leo's Nike-shirt.

ME SINGING ABOUT CRAZY STUFF LIKE TWITTER AND ONCHMOVEMENT!!!

Hello there little fellow!
Hope the time in the frezer was fine, refridgerator is also good. The goose is angry and hits me badley. Wet carpets, very turkish. The Indians was not happy, people ate their king.
Me dance aroung SYTYCD, happening bad things.

ME NOT.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

ONCH IF YOU CAN SEE THIS I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH (makes a space between my hands)



and if I had the change I would totally marry you! You are so sweet, and you also like to tweet (to me <3). You have gorgeous eyes and your sence of style is almost as good as Fuladuschen Style! AND THAT IS HISTORY!

Onch, would you like to make me happy and send me a real comment who wasn't send by me under this post? YOU WOULD MAKE MY FACE!

day*
LOOK! Everything here at my blog is about YOU, Onch! Has that ever happend before? I AM YOU BIGGEST FAN (and future lover <3).

XOXO Your Biggest, Awesomest, Hottest (IN MY OWN WAY), Fuladuschen <3

It's a beautiful day here in Tajikistan: the birds are "twittering" also I am "twettering"!


Hello, Marshallellows!!
It really is a lovely day today and it just seems as one of thoose days when the president gives me as an order to "TWEET" some! And I am. At TWITTER. And twitter some. With the birds. Having fun. With the nun. In the sun.

KIZZ <3

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

In the "HOTTIE"-world, who also is judged by the "HOTTIES", JOJO beats Onch with a "HOTTIE"-smile. But in the "ASIAN CUTIE"-world Onch is the cutest!!

Helo there, Marshalls!
I understand that many of you really wonder who this "JOJO" is, JOJO. Well to that I do have an answer! I looked for a new guy to fall in love with, Onch never even said "hello" or "nothello". So I randomly pressed a few letters without to look and the letters was saying JOJORUN. When I did a " " between the letters it was saying JOJO RUN. And here he is.





His name is Jojo Simmons and he was in a MTV show called "Run's House" when he is one of the familymembers. He will never beat Onch in any sorts of competition, well maybe in fight... Onch isn't the most sporty guy I know. But Onch is the swetest, cindest, and BTW he has met my wife and they semed cool with each other. Onch has a sort of respect for other people and he has a good sence of style.
And here he is:

This is a picture of Onch and my wife, the two people who I care most of. This picture really means alot to me.

I know that Jojo probably never will see this and if he does, he probably wouldn't cear. Either Onch would of ceared, nodody will probably even read this, they will probably read the starts, look at the pictures and then scroll down the the other posters. But if sombody actually would read this it really would warm up my heart.

LUW YA <33< KIZZZZ all of my fans!!!

XOXO, Your heartbreaked blogger, Fuladuschen Rambajan.