Sunday, May 29, 2011

Flea market


Halliwell hello blog. Today I was in the flea market (I think it's called). You can bring your own material they wanted to sell, and of course I did. I brought my bikini såååååå 2010th Then I took a pink dress I bought last week, but remains in it is so out now, so the soldiers. I also took with me my one year old chanel shoes, which of course I can not take me now! Brown Line also came, but only took things that dryer, refrigerator, fan, washing machine and something like that. When we got there we went back and took a table that someone had asked very well. began to unpack, but then came an old woman who said she had the table and we could not take. He told me he was there, looking lonely, so I took it. Then she turned even more sour and said it would move our damn. Then I said we had before. When she was damn angry and threw our stuff in the ground. I Belvedere terrified, my jaw dropped y. Then knocked me down and asked my Chanel dress if it felt good. And then I took my stuff in my arm, stood up and wrinkled her nose in the dog and said "son of a bitch bastard nah go now, let Brown line, we'll let the bitch have your table shit just because you want it step in my beautiful Chanel dress. "and then we left. And that was just the beginning of our garage sale. Nobody wanted to buy my clothes, and apparently were too expensive, they sell only by the thousands of extra dollars of what it actually costs. I was actually very nice to my customers, I wrinkled his nose a few times to them. But then we went home it was sunny and I did not want to bleach my clothes.
And that was it, the flea market junk.

LUW yaa <333

Love, your vendors Lidl Fuladuschen Rambajan <333

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Fuladuschen Style +: Today is tomorrow and tomarrow is today.

Fuladuschen Style +: Today is tomorrow and tomarrow is today.: "This is two pics of my lovely wife Paris Hiltown when she's wearing two different pink dresses... and then it's some other bitch beside he..."

Today is tomorrow and tomarrow is today.



This is two pics of my lovely wife Paris Hiltown when she's wearing two different pink dresses... and then it's some other bitch beside her.

hello to you when the blog. So today I was then out of nowhere. I went as to my dear Brown Line to visit his room which is next to mine. It was a long time since we last met, so it was nice to meet after a few months. Then we went home together and went to visit our cousin's children Ashbergaskit, it was a nice time and we watched on TV where there was a program called "Fashion in Paris' which was apparently Ashbergaskits favorite shows. I must admit I really liked the program, there were lots of little nice girls who wore lots ugly clothes, designer's name was apparently Chanel and I did not like her clothes. but then came the one designer who had designed something better clothes, it was a lot of pink shawls and bath drank, I liked that. Then we went and bought hot dogs with peppers, but Ashbergaskit had to feed me. Then I went to my house, brown banana to his home and Ashbergaskit took the train to his home, he said he had to go free because he was only five years, and pretended that he had lost his parents and that he could only say to what city ​​he lived and so he got to go free. He is a cute, smart kid that of Ashbergaskit. But now I lay me on the floor and back.

LUW yaa <33

XOXO your Lidl Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

Friday, May 27, 2011

Fuladuschen Style +: I WANT TO BE POPULAR LIKE ERIC SAADE!!!!

Fuladuschen Style +: I WANT TO BE POPULAR LIKE ERIC SAADE!!!!: "Here is a pic of my turkish mother and her friend, it was taken when she was little bit younger(it's she on the left). And ofc two other ..."

PARTY TIME!


Hello hello blog! Today it's party! I wish that is was my party, but whatever I can have a party when i want to cuz i know that everybody gonna come... i mean, it's my party who dosen't come to my party?! whatever, it's masquerade so i'm gonna dressing up to a witch and i gonna enchant eveybody to frogs. It's gonna be soooooo fun, and then i can eat up the cake by myself and nobody except is going to have a bit of the yummi cake! Moahahhahahhahhahahh I'M THE EVIL WITCH!!! MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! but... when I think about it, I'll probably be a princess anyway. The cute little princess Fuladuschen Rambajan. I'll be nice and invite people in small cakes and juice, because it is so that the fudgein Lidl Fuladuschen Ramajan do, please!
But now i'll have to go and dressing up to a Lidl princess.

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl princess Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Lidl me (Fuladuschen) have something to tell yall...





Hello hello blog!
Lidl me want all of you fudgein people to comment. WHY IN THE FUDGEIN HELL DON'T YOU COMMENT!!? I HAVE BEGGED YOU TO COMMENT MORE THAN FIVE TIMES BUT STILL YOU DON'T DO IT. MY VERY FRIENDLY FRIEND ANONYMOUS WAS VERY FRIENDLY TO ME AND GIVED ME A FRIENDLY COMMENT... BUT YOU BASTARDS DON'T DO ANYTHING. I HAVE ALSO SAID TO YOU THAT IF YOU GIVED ME A FRIENDLY COMMENT I WOULD GIVE YOU A POSTER ON MY BLOG AND YOU MAYBE WOULD BE FAMOUS LIKE ME BECAUSE I HAVE SOOOO MANY READERS EVERYDAY AND ALOT OF PEOPLE WOULD KNOW YOU A BIT BETTER THEN... SO WHY IN THE FUDGEIN OG HELL DON'T YOU COMMENT?! SO I BEG YOU NOW, TO COMMENT. PLEASE SAY SOMETHING, I FEEL VERY LONELY HERE, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE! SO, IF YOU WANT A POST AND IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY, GIVE A FUDGEIN COMMENT!!!!! THAT'S ALL.

Luw yaa... or maybe if you give me a comment<333

XOXO your a little bit angry Lidl Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I WANT TO BE POPULAR LIKE ERIC SAADE!!!!




Here is a pic of my turkish mother and her friend, it was taken when she was little bit younger(it's she on the left). And ofc two other pics, one at a her walking stick and one at the grass that she asked for.

Hello hello blog, sorry for the bad update but I've really been busy with my crazy Turkish mother. She has been sick ... she says. I think she is a witch, she's sly like a snail and gives me the sneaky look under the covers. She says she has 56 degrees of fever, but I think she just be fooled by stopping down the temperature of the hot fanatan I gave her. She has to bite funny the past few days and soon I will be worried, what can she really? what drugs she takes? the other day I went in to her when suddenly I heard her in her room when she said: "But what are you for a little friend who sits in the lamp?". I began to really wonder when. And a few days ago when I got home from "school" as she was heading out on a "date" with her ​​walking stick that has been dead for 56 years back. And one day I heard her talking to her husband who also has been dead since 79 years back. I do not know what to do ... what do you think? Should I make a doll? elle, I just let my sick, horrible, ugly and very old Turkish mother die? When I found her on the street, she was readn very vulnerable, she asked me about grass. But I replied that it is not here, but certainly in a park with large lawns, where there is grass! But anyway, what do you want me to do? leave a comment and let me know.

Luw yaa<333

XOXO your little nurse Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

Sunday, May 22, 2011

And my answer was: " I do! Oh, yes I do!"


HERE IS THE MAGIC SHIT OF THE DAY, SO BEAT IT! <3

Hello again!
OMG, I can't really belive that I forgot to tell you about another magic shit that just happened to me in the last poster! Well. I went out and then! It just flew right threw my head, and I was already dead so what could I do? In the first time I really thoughed that the fugein "bird" was dead. So, I started the wedding and everybody was happy! No... I DON'T THINK DO!
What really flew through my head was a goose. A bog ugly goose that I now was crazy inlove with! Somehow there was this mother of the turks who asked me if I really wanted this goose as a new pet. In the first time my plastic, barbie legs were shaking. They didn't like it so they forsed me to make up an answer. It really wasn't a hard question, I really was crazy inlove with this creture! But somehow I wtill had a hard time to find out an answer!
But the it came out! And my answer was: "I do! Oh, yes I do!".

The mother of the turk was now not in a happy mood. Her big pink eyes were like if they belonged to a little my little pony horse that tried to eat me.
But I was sure of my fudgein answer so I didn't really try to do anything any better then it was. CUZ THIS IS MY "LIFE" MY FRIEND. Omg, I can't belive that I really said that to all of you Indonasian guys.
OMG I start to talk shit again! OMG I TOLD YOU TO KILL MY TURTLE AND NOW YOU RUN AWAY!

HOWEVAH!
LUW YAA <33333333
XOXO, Your Little Nolifer, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

HELLO ALL OF INDONASIAN PEOPLES!!!!





HELLO THERE! ME COME IN PEACE!! AND I WILL TRY TO NOT HURT YOU FUCKERS, NOT KILL.

Now when I logged in here on Blogger, so I checked the statistics! I saw some magic shit! You little bastards fugein in Indonesia have some checking out my blog as much as 1 +2 = 12 times! (And this was just TODAY) When I saw this I had to take my monkey and placed in the stomach. During the whole time, "you" checked my blog several times more, and I can not blame you for.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy my blog, and that after this post has the desire to spread my joy! And, as I said, I will also dedicate a post if you comment and enter alloy "name".
Anyway! I've had a horrible night so fingers flew out and took a nap. The Mother of The Turk came and had to cut off the monster. With an ax. The monster had to flyyy out by my so-called "windoow". And I were like: "Mating vanilla wool".
The monster's so-called "penut" ran "the middle". I flew down the stairs and died. After this important event, I just wanted to die. So it was just where I did!

I hope that said that you have the desire and create to comment, I promise you that I dedicate a post to you. This could be the beginning of your dental caries, but I've already started!

LUW YAA <3
XOXO Your little blogger, Fuladuschen Rambajan. <3

Friday, May 20, 2011

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A ZOMBIE?





HELLO DEER BLOG?
Today when I was out and crawled in the jungle, I saw a small hot dog. It ran towards me (I started crawling fast starters, as if Kamoliddini chased a little boy and I was a boy), but then changed the direction and ran up the leaves again and I dessert. Now I was calm. I ran after the sausage and picked it up. Then I took it into my mouth and started to make a campfire. I grilled the hot dog and then I started to chew. I'm not totally dog, but I think it died. For these reasons, I made up a funeral. it is something that humans and dogs have in common, eat on it so it dies. this was something I figured out while I ate it.

Luw yaa(hot dog)<33

XOXO from your little hottie doggie Fuladuschen Rambajan<333


P.M.S. a weird guy from US and A asked me if a felt like a zombie

Thursday, May 19, 2011

My new favorite magazine Muslim Girl!








OMG!
WHAT CAN I SAY?! Earlier today I went to the mall, and guess what I founded in one of the magazinetents?! That is totally right! I found my future favorite magazine!!!

Really I am not a MUSLIM (I am asstro), but their articals are so AMAZING! If you ever goin to buy a magazine, BUY THIS ONE!!!

So... I am not goin to tell you more about it, you can look at my pictures. And if you now are looking at my pictures, or maybe you prefer to look it up at Google.com?? Do it the way YOU feel comfortable and do not ever forget that YOU must say NO if it IS something that YOU do not want! And if you do not follow MY advice to YOU is that just say NO. Well however, I hope with all of my pink penis (with purple stars on it) that you will have a good night.


LUW YA.
XOXO Your Fuladuschen.

Fireflies, Firefox, Wallpaper, Dubai, Justin Bieber, Jan Svanlund, Kamoliddini Tuamoi, Tatoos, Homero Simpson, Ned Flanders, Jesus Christ, The Turk!

Hello!!
I can, with a big heart, say that I am sorry that I have not updated my blog earlier this day. SO, now I am.
I am goin to do it fast, I did not have the best day ever, and it is not that much to write about, so INSTEAD I am goin to have a lot of funny pictures I found this tragic day. Here they come!!
















Here is the last picture, the little bird does not REALLY mean thewordthatmaynotbeensaid (G.A.Y).



Btw I truly hope that you had a good day, many penis!
Well... I will soon come up with a new post. I am not sure how long time it will take but I will hurry.

LUW YA!!
XOXO, Your Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SPREAD THE LOVE OF MY BLOG!!







Hello dear blog.
Theese kind of days usually do not work as they should be working.
SOO!! Enought about that!!
OMG, I have got to respekt that you don't want to hear to much about me!!! (or?? COMMENT!!) But I still am going to tell you a bit about the currently day I had. First the tomatoshit was finished (as my brother, he is tired as shit of his new boy"friends".) so I was goin down the streat (just as they do in the Broadway movies) and I saw...(wait for it..) a!!! I could not belive my mind!! It was just laing there, and it told me to spread the love of my blog! I was not sure what to do, so I turned my back and runned away as if I were a boy and Kamoliddini Tojiknajod was chasing me! And I screamed. I screamed loudly! So loudly! Just beacuse I did an old lady die. AND SHE DID NOT LIKE IT!
When I later at the day came home I started to think a bit about what it said and I was not sure what I should do!! So THEN I started to run again and the Turkish Mother Found got mad at me and I died. I died hardly. Do hardly! Just because I died so hardly an old lady died. AND SHE DID NOT LIKE IT.
Then when I FINALLY came up to heaven I could FINALLY start thinking about what it said. So now, at heavens libary, I am now trying to spread the love here at mý blog to all of you readers!! And I now ask you if you can keep on spreading the love to all of your "friend(s)" and other uncles and ALL OF THE PEOPLES YOU KNOW OR ELSE.

LUW YA <3
XOXO, Your little "not" horny angel, Fuladuschen Rambajan,
AND I DID NOT LIKE IT.

P.M.S: IF YOU ARE READING THIS BEFORE 17:00 TODAY I'M SORRY THAT IT ISN'T ANY PICTURE, BUT THE COMPUTERS AT THIS FUGEIN HEAVEN LIBARY DOESN'T WORK THAT WELL SO I HAVE TO GO TO A OTHER COMPUTER PLACE AND LOAD A PICTURE FOR YOU IMMATURE CHICKS WHO SECRETLY GOT THIS HUGE CRUSH ON ME.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Borat is the one! Please comment and say what you think.




Here are som pics of his tasty body and mustache<3

Hey hey my cuddly little blog, how nice to finally meet again. I think I finally found the right one, my soul mate. His name is Borat Sagdijev, he works as a television journalist in Kazakhstan. He has a really cute little sister and a horrible and cruel wife. He is the most beautiful I have ever seen, and I've decided to propose to him today when we go to the little grocery store on the other side of the mountain. And, really, we have not really met face to face but fuck it, I think he probably realizes that I'm the one for him when he sees me. He's also been in the U.S. and A, he made ​​a documentary when he was there and I found it very tasty. He also has a handsome friend, but I stick to them rather handsome man. I hope the two of us will one day become one. Now I must go and see you vanilla face.

Luw yaa! <3

XOXO From your little lover of Borat... Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Facebook






Here are some memories from the time in Facebook, i will never forget the time in there. (and a picture who discribes that i'm bananad from Facebook(banana)). <3 :C <--(sadface).


Hi hi blogiz! it seems like i'm bananad again from the fudgein Facebook. Someone has been okind to me and sended a fudgein message to the king of Facebook and said that i was a very naughty little boy. so, now i just want to have a little celebration because it's the fudgein 8th time it's happend to me. i don't know why they doing it because i'm so nice to the peoples who i'm talking with, BUT EVEN IF I*M KIND TO THEM THEY DON*T WANT ME!!! i'm soo sad right now, WHY DIDN*T THEY WANT ME!? fudgein friends, they betrayed me(again) D: <--(sadface). but whatever, i'm going to have a little celebration in the fudgein jungle with my Facebook "friends". so now i have to go and change clothes to my full suit pajamas and cut my wrists that all emos do when they are sad, i'm a emo to!!!

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your little emo Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Eurovision Song Contest 2011, "WHY DIDN'T THEY WIN?!".


HERE IS MY LITTLE FUDGEIN RUSSIAN BOY (who in my heart always will be a winner <3333 or nuts). HE SUCKED... my dick tonight.


hello hello blog! I have just finished looking at the Eurovision Song Contest. Congratulations to Acshbergaskit, or oh what am I saying? I mean of course, Azerbaijan ... or me. I did not think they would have won, the girl looked like Barbie and the guy looked g * y like. I found that Tajikistan was best of all, but they were apparently too snobbish and did not want to be with. of those who were with I liked most of Spain, her dress was a little too "2015" ... DOM Engagements ... my cock? I liked the two adorable little twin girls from Ireland also. But now I'm watching 'Desperate House Whores "and have a nice time with me and myself.

LUW yaa <333

XOXO your little winner of everything with a pink heart Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Sick sucks! Or..?




hello hello blog, and all are wonderful readers. I'm a little sick today then, and it sucks guy. but it is as good as well, because then you can stay home and watch Desperate Housewives and many other wonderful programs. Then you can lie on the floor and eat, drink, if you like, or simply lie back and suffer. can also be seen through his body lying dead turtle in a small glass on the table if you like. so it really is very nice to be home because they are still small Turkish mother can take care of one who would not because she is a bitch bit grumpy. so I have pretty well except that I am "sick. "
but now is my Turkish mother mad at me because I'm sitting at the computer when it should be on the floor, so I have to go.

LUW yaa <3

Kisses of his "disease" little Fuladuschen Rambajan <33