Friday, March 23, 2012

WHAT IF PINEAPPLE WAS NO PINEAPPLE, BUT(T) A BANANA?!

Hello all of my deer blogreaders.
I have recently discovered the meaning of life, or atleast a little schedule mother fucker. They are all so incredebly nice and gently with the as when it is in pain. And remember; "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WISH YOU WAS TREATED", he said and started to give everybody in the room a handjob. And I was like "HELLO?!". Biscuits does taste like cocain. WE KNOW. Mr. A. Slicker, a fine young boy in his best years, had putted a fine bowl of apples, OR NO! WAS IT PINEAPPLES!??! OR MAYBE BANANA?!!??! This was a secret I might never find out, but what if I did? SO, SMART and FAB as I am I took a fine and shiny as and wrote my intire schedule of next week on a leave. Leaves. They are very pretty, aren't they? I has a stik. You many stiks in that dammmnn ass? Me gusta fine and shiny asses. The'll always be there for you to fuck. Just like your family. NOT CUZ I FUCK MY OWN FAMILY. Or am I? Whateeevaaah. Luw ya<33 XOXO, Your fine shiny little ass, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Teaparty with My Underdeveloped Toys and The Dlack Bick *wispering* IT'S MY DUCK!






Hello, blogreaders and all friends of Marshall!

Today O had a tea party! Everybody was invited, exept Teddy's pussy.
"Be big, no more menstration for this pussy.", he thoughted and laughted randomly while looking at the pussy.
Me and Stephen King looked strangly at Teddy; we could not deside witch rope we should drag. Teddy's or Mr. Wallmarks? Sure the tea tasted just fine, it was just the fudgein cookies Teddy had brought that nobody liked (exept Teddy and Teddy's pussy).
"What does a robot and aids have in common?", Stephen King said to get up the mood. He was probably pretty gaad damn high, cuz his eye balls went all around and back again- that bastard Teddy had putted some weed in those cookies. Finally Teddy (and his pussy) got shotted by a man named Dumbledore. Myself and I went out for a little walk with my mother in a leash my dear friend Onshy Ponshy gave me.

He does indeed smell the magazines, cuz they are on the table.
The female toys came by with the pringles and the nun died like a batman costume. They do indeed walk over water bridges. Libary? Noh, Winnie The Poo took the university to the edge and had his own little tea party there.

As usual the dolphins were bitches to me, though I was nice like a little angel (as usual <3).

"If they enjoy..?", Teddy and his pussy said. But... OH NO! TEDDY AND HIS PUSSY HAD BEEN REVIVED FROM THE DEAD! So, I took my mother stramer and told her to attack.

I can with pride say that Teddy and his pussy will not disturb us again.

Now I must go, my new lover Mehmet Alkan (check him out at the face book) wants me to give him a kiss on die cheek.
Luw yaa<33
XOXO all of my blogreaders, Your little Brat, Fuladuschen Rambajan.




Friday, January 20, 2012

Nighty Nighty Time After Whipping My Ass Gently




Absolutely silly clean blog, there is little night blogger Fuladuschen Rambajan who greets from the other side of the moon. It's pretty cheese and wet up here, just as my friend called Penis. Brunbanan helped me with my pajamas that go around the whole body. I'll eat my tasty gruel. later I fall asleep in his arms like a bear cub and sleeps like a bird that has just fallen from the nest, slumbers fine and dreams of Brüno.
oh, and then at the night I went to the toilet and pooped all of nice and tasty crisps I ate.
and then, i wiped my ass gently, with my grandma.
it is gentally the bird bath so this night, they splash around and the birds chirping in my bottom. just like an orgasm that I invented Turkish mother used to say, but only when she is alcohol in the body and not angry like an ordinary Turkish mother.




And then i saw santa (and the brother) kissing under the mistletoe. i did not agree with it. it was horrible. but then, i joined them :)
happy ending <3

Luw yaa<333

XOXO your Lidl gently ass Fuladuschen Rambajan<3333

Asian Giants are Playing Golf





The file is saved on your plate, and the dragon of hell put out for their own needs is not. Mother Teresa and the corner that did not know at the annual meeting of the racist comments. "Anal sex!" He cracked toilet chineese Asian flu and the lake began to chronicle their needs, the dragon began to rape everything that moved. They are the only snow is not really his grandfather, knew that. Walking was good before washing in order to get canned lemonade plutten (published in poop).

Envelope with a pen on dirt and badly he writes: "My mother is a racist, but OK in the basement windows, the structure of the cheese mans anus was shaped like his new nice shiny shoes.

Did you use the razor? He was good, let's shave the ass this morning! It will be posted like a tomato in stinky oil.
When they realized that he was a dead mouse who taken their cheese they anally raped his glasses. They got broken, but it's OK, the bitch got them for me.
However, my fuck buddy is coming threw the river over to me so we are going to eat ice cream and sons with the brother. He finally has wiped his marrige.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little Tojik little Asian, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Monday, January 9, 2012

THE DINOSAURS POOPOO IN MY MOTHERS GARDEN SO I HAVE TOO PUT PANTS AND JOIN! CHANUKKA JELLY TIME WITH THE GLOVES, PARTY DURING 8 DAYS!!

Hi, deer blogreaders and dilighted fans!
Sorry for the bad update, but the russian manwhore was very expensive so the mother had too hire some dinosaurs too fix her garden. All they did for the good pay was too starting poopoo in her lovely garden. My mother wasn't that happy about the situation, so, she disided to name the dinosaurs. I took a snabshot and this is prerry much the way she looked like. Mother Theresa.

I took the expensive, russian, manwhore wich I just raped and tatooed mothers name on his butt. Then, he took my big carrot and took a big bite and said: "the butt was a burning devil" he does not like me anymore. This is the tattoo on his butt.


Btw, here are some of the dinosaurs who pooed in mothers gardens dinosaur.



Yes, she does have a pool, is that a victim, tiny gay, Paul.

Hope you had a nice CHANUKKA JELLY TIME WITH THE GLOVES.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little jew, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Not fun at all, but still sort of fun for the retards in Tajikistan

HI!
The leafs were wet as a strippers pussy, but they were still nice.
It was my birthday for about three weeks ago, so myself and my girlfriends had a little pillow fight in the Mahlet-palace (my place).






Oops! There was little me <333<

And an animal lover as I am I have also had some fun with the animals <3



When Martin comes back, everthing will be fine.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little animal lover, Fuladuschen Ramabajan <3

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Bananas and split for lunch! LOVE YOGA!

Hola, hei, hey, bonjour, hello, ಹಲೋ, hai, Cześć, tere, hi, bok, สวัสดี, 안녕, Здрасти, ola, הי.
Hello everybody! Yes, you and the mother of god had a nice time with the camera last night.

Yoga is nice, but only if that mushroom agrees. NICE MUSHIX!!

However; My period has just ended and the dog wants some more fishes. Rottened, not that hardly. And when he askes for more give it too her. The big trees were very high, not as high as my brother but he had been in turkey. The thanksgiving whent fine, not too much turkey, though too many turkey guys. Nice! Thumbs up, the pony is asking you. HE WILL RUN AWAY! Where is my f*cking yogurt?!When the book was happy, the dog was too. They are fine now, are you? The girl through a fart at me, not that hardly. The only mother was that the problem smelled so much within the days that would past. SMELLY DAYS.

I know that it is sort of late, cuz your cat is suffering. I know it is sort of late too go out for the soda, cuz it's late and very cold outside.
Now, where is the purse of apples? AII.

Luw ya<33
XOXO áll of your Burger King's. BLESS U. QQQ XOXO, Your little Love Guru, Fuladuschen Rambajan.






COME ON, I WONT BITE! *not that hard*

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

IT'S MY FUCKING PERIOD TODAY!!!






Sorry, i've been dead for a while... but(t) i think i've killd Voldermort for the last time now! IT'S MY PERIOD (birthday) TODAY!!!! So, i just say one thing... SAY "Happy period uncle Fuladuschen, have a nice day!". and if you don't, i'm going too rape your brother (or cat if you don't have one... but(t) maybe soon you will after my visit). So, be nice, and don't forget to use condome!

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl period Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

P.M.S. BE TWISTED! <3

Sunday, October 23, 2011

I TOTALLY HAVE A NEW FACEBOOK-ACCOUNT AND I WOULD LIKE IF YOU CAN ADD ME!! Justin Bieber, Slutty facebook pic, The best blog ever, bin laden is dead.



Hello, Marshall.

I have written a poem, and I would like to share it. Also can you, just copy it and put it at our facebook status. Here it is:
"When I gave you that mashmellow I didn't expect you to just eat it. But you did, and now it is gone. I don't know where it came then, all I know is that it came out from your anus four houres later. Not in the same condition as I remeber it, but I am sure that that was the marshmellow I gave you four houres earlier. How? Don't ask me. I am awesome. Goodbye."
-Fuladuschen Rambajan.
The king liked it, and so did that mother over there. Yes, she is pregnant and fat but just because she is a woman it doesn't mean that she is stupid. But she was. Fat, pregnant and stupid. Not a good mix.

I just want to tell you that I have a new facebookaccount and I'd like if you added my mother. And me. And of course Kamoliddini Tojiknajod, my deer boy. he likes me, and I like him. Just like a big nice family.

So Bin laden is dead. Yeah, I don't know who that is.


Luw ya <3
Your housewife, Fuladuschen Rambajan Reborn.

Friday, October 21, 2011

I HAVE FOUND THE ONE, YOU CAN TOO IF I CAN! CALL ME! JUSTIN BIEBER. SLUTTY FACEBOOK PICS ARE NICE TIGHT DRESSES ON SALE, YOUR MOTHER ENJOYS THEM!

Helo.
Chanukka is right around the corner. HAPPY CHANUKKA!
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This is what he said. Mr Tutchher Coke was there, I thought it was poisened. It was, and so was I. So I was a good time.
After the cucumber party, I wonder? He said three of the four courses. It's a shame. The room, only occasionally do not eat much for banana cake. Hashkaka controlled, apparently not.

The grandmother is high, as was common. These days, walking in the neighborhood and child rape. Maybe it was good. Yes, it was nice. "The fruit of at least a year," said my brother. He had oral sex with violence every day tiredness, and its activities, my grandmother started walking. Every night, he was with his broken hand, the male and female condoms.



I am my brother. "Is a good time," he once said. My grandmother said that foreigners in the sand bed is good and the bad with the bread crumbs, I do. And a "monkey", which was registered with it, if everyone says that rape was recently in the neighborhood. I can not believe that the mother may have had the shoulder of the camel.

If the coke wouldn't be bisexual we probably be married now. Butt, it was bisexual. So am I. When he praised the lord, he still wouldn't give him the rings. THUMBS UP FOR ME!

Luw ya <33
XOXO, Your little sexually transmitted disease, Fuladuschen Rambajan <3

Saturday, October 8, 2011

ARE YOU FROM US AND A?! ! I KNOW YOU ARE SO CHECK OUT THIS POST! JUSTIN BIEBER STALKS ME! I AM A SLUTTY SLUT AND I WEAR VERY SLUTTY DRESSES AT PICS!!




Hello, weird stalking person. No, it's OK. You are not my first stalker. My first stalker was named Kamoliddini Tojiknajod (ADD AT FACEBOOK!!), but more about that guy later.
I have noticed that it is a hell of a lot of people looking at my blog. Perverts, I KNOW! Especually from US and A. By some reason their has been a hell of a lot people from Sweden looking at my blog (Yes, they are perverts too, but that's not news is it?) and they have looked at my blog about 500 times more then you Americans have. MY point (not the big point at my "penis") is that I sort of... I sort of... I sort of like you (US and A) better then I like the blond ( litterally) swedish gals. It would be a plesure for me (A NICE ONE!!) if you checked out my blog lets say, 5 times MORE a day? And obviestly spread the word of this amazing blog to all of your facebook- stalkers so they can check out this shit they to! HOW FUN FOR THEM, RIGHT!?

Please follow me @ twitter as well, as you probably already know, my name is Fuladuschen (Rambajan).

IF I AM EVER SUPPOSED TO BECOME FAMOUS YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO FOLLOW ME, OK!?!??! I HOPE THAT IS CLEAR. AND OFC IF I EVER WILL BE ABLE TO SPREAD THE LOVE OF YOUR LAZY BLOGS TO MY FAMOUS FRIENDS AND WIFES (Onch Movement, Paris Hilton) MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR NAMES!?

I miss you already. A speciall "Thank you" for my deer friend Tuvlizzime (the houseceeper)!!!


And a speciall "Fuck you and please go to hell" goes to my stalker JUSTIN BIEBER.



you know i
LUW YA <3
Your little houseceeper, Fuladuschen Rambajan.




P.M.S: DID I SAY THAT I LOVE YOU!? Ok, I did... CUZ I DIDN*T MEAN IT!! THAT*S RIGHT!! FULADUSCHEN IS A NASTY LITTLE SCHOOL-GIRL WHO CHEATS WITH THE TAXES!!! SPANK ME!!! SPANK ME!!!
I am a bisexuall male.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Das hello!

Hello peoplech!


Ich <3 Bruno. Ich think das he is nich. Ich especually <3 these picturech!!! I KNOW!

LUW YA, FULADUSCHEN!!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

HELLO ALL OF MY AUSTRALIAN STALKING BUDDIES, aii?

Hello, ai? Me name iz Fuladuschen, ain't it áii? Yez, it is aii. I am happy, aind you are also, aii?

Australian people: I love you. When you speak people think that you are retarded or just a stupid, slutty bitch *caugh* AXA!!! *caugh*

Luw ya, Fuladuschen (aiiii).

P:M:S!! YOU REALLY ARE AWESOME, BUT STILL REALLY RETARTED. NOT GOOD COMBINATION!

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I TOTALLY GET PAYED (and layed) AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO WRITE THIS AT MY BLOG!!! WAIT! THIS IS MY BLOG SO HERE YOU GO BLOG!!! I LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!

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You know I...
LUW YA <333<
Your Little Nasty spammer, Fuladuschen Rambajan.
P.M.S!!!

Friday, September 9, 2011

THA SCKOOL!!




Hello deer dairy (blog). Today (right now actually) I'm in tha sckool! In sckool you learn many good things, you know... good things. So, today I've actuaqully learn how to spell SCKOOL, and Mc.Donalds. Tha food in sckool is really nice, and tha foodladies are men, and they give you tha(i) food. Then on tha lessons you can have a nice time with your (male) teacher, you know, nice time. whatever, now i have to go on my "nice time". Se yaa ladies, and gays... and fags btw.


Luw yaa<33

Your Lidl teacher Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Hellolidoli! Who are you?



Hi blog! I'm really sorry for the bad update, I've just lived my life a little bit.. oh wait, MY BLOG IS MY LIFE! Why in the fudgein of US and A haven't I update my blog earlier?! OMGF (Oh My Gay Friend) i'm soooo... yellow. But whatever, today I've been a lidl nasty boy. I gave my mom (you know that new mum that i found on the street, my really angry, turkish mom...) some apples and now she's on the Hospital, i don't know really why she's there. But then, my friends, i have to tell you something, i meet a new friend, on the HOSPITAL!!!! it was a lidl boy (and he have (had) soooo nica hair), it was so light (he's hair) and i don't know, now we're just friends! But now I have to look at my mom... se yaa<33

Luv yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl nasty boy Fuladuschen Rambajan<333

P.M.S. the lidl boys name is (was) Gorgiogorgonsola!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

My Lidl Mornings



Hallelujah, more than my mother. I get out of bed going to talk about my future recently. Speaking clock initiate a call, then go take a shower and the ugly. Curlers in her hair long after you have created a tour, so go on the catwalk. Then go and fruit juices and coffee with a fork and eat my breakfast. So my hardware has become a cat who works for an organization. So get a bag and her aunt have asked for a job, and that lady, I spent a lot of clothes in a lingerie store, therefore, TUC TUC is my kiss. But now I have to go to Africa TUC TUC, then you should see.

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl catwalk Fuladuschen Rambajan<333