10 signs that you are getting an old bitch.

1. People move from their chair you can put your fat, wrinkled as at it instead.
2. People around you talk awfully loud if they speak to you, so, after a while you have to kill the person you are talking to.
3. When you look in the mirrors you can see a ugly, old bitch, and this is only if you actually can see...
4. Alot of peoples around you has died, especially your brother and granpa.
5. You have a very hard time goin down a couple of stairs, you would rather wish that it had a elevator or a flying pig.
6. Your botox is leaving your face, and you look like Anna Anka.
7. You are only reading this beacuse you want that the time should go so bingo can start faster, or you're just a big fan of mine.
8. Your back is more outgoin than you are.
9. When you're assleep, people think (hope) that you're dead.
10. Your ears has more hair then your head.

Hope you enyoyed!