Tuesday, April 26, 2011

10 signs that you are getting an old bitch.

1. People move from their chair you can put your fat, wrinkled as at it instead.
2. People around you talk awfully loud if they speak to you, so, after a while you have to kill the person you are talking to.
3. When you look in the mirrors you can see a ugly, old bitch, and this is only if you actually can see...
4. Alot of peoples around you has died, especially your brother and granpa.
5. You have a very hard time goin down a couple of stairs, you would rather wish that it had a elevator or a flying pig.
6. Your botox is leaving your face, and you look like Anna Anka.
7. You are only reading this beacuse you want that the time should go so bingo can start faster, or you're just a big fan of mine.
8. Your back is more outgoin than you are.
9. When you're assleep, people think (hope) that you're dead.
10. Your ears has more hair then your head.

Hope you enyoyed!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I do have a life.

Some people I know in my life, he said the sponsorship. I have no life. If you're reading this, I shared my blog and know that you are always in your day, said the sponsorship for me, "Enjoy life" "There is no life" or maybe I still forgive slip cow, who has sought forgiveness. And if you want to do, so I'm forgiven "The Asgods" in heaven for you. But I could forgive the crap, but I want to lie to the mother of all young Turks. I know. I know that when you experience menstrual cramps, or simply false. Or do you have to stop one? That is the question all great people. I like the kind of cat. A slightly different, but still always the retard cat. Yes, it is we are stripping the police call life. Mushrooms. Yes, yes it is true that once was, but let's take a moment and we have left: I know.

LUW YA.
XOXO Your dilighted writer, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Fuck you.


Some of you might not know that I am. A poet. And if you do not exept it, that's the way it is.

"Here I am, going to a good pink purple dark purple wrote a poem, not ugly.
Oh, my God! So far, not only good poetry!"

"A pink violets grow very nicely, a violet that is not pink grows ugly."

XOXO Your Poet, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Monday, April 18, 2011

A speciall little boy. Very speciall.


Here is one of my dilighted "selfpotrets" that I once made. A long time ago. Very long time ago. Very long time ago. SO DON'T COMMENT IT!!!

CHACHA BLOG!!
I have really deeply missed you with all of my penis! Sorry, but the mother of the turks hasn't been so very well so I very have to fluffa to her pillow for a couple of while.
For all of you blog readers I am a very speciall boy. Very speciall. When I was born "MY" first thing I did was jump throw the window. I fell. I fell very hardly. And that, the doctors say, is why I am like nobody else. Nobody else. I am a speciall little boy (a peace of your mothers shit). Very speciall. My name comes from the tajik old asian god, who we belived created my world. Some of you, who reads this, might not know that I had a other blog before I created this wonderful dilighted blog who everybody loves! And now you probably think or say: "OMG HE HAD!? I MUST CHECK IT OUT!" But then I say: "Don't". And I am not going to say why.

Soo. Now you all dilighted readers know a bit more about me and my past.

LUW YA <3
XOXO Your Menstational Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

JUSTIN BIEBERS EVIL TWIN SISTER!?


Here is a picture of Dani Shay, who according to me, IS Justin Biebers evil twin sister.

OMG!! Today when I went on at Youtube I finded this girl (or in the beginning I thoughted it was Justin Bieber him self) but then I finded out that this lesbian 22-yearold women just wanted that haircut and she liked to sing. I also think that this women really is Justin Biebers evil twin sister. And SHE IS!!

The links below you can see a couple of clips of this evil twin sister!

My favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ru84WuSfpQ&feature=relmfu witch is a parody of Justin Biebers own BABY that is called wth.

And the stupid liers twin Luw da way u lie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGg2uv_n6Tc&feature=relmfu

LUW YA
XOXO Fuladuschen Rambajan

Friday, April 15, 2011

CONTEST.

CONTEST.
CHA CHA blog! I've really missed you and I'm sorry for the bad update! Howevaaah! I've had it pretty good, Turk performing well and she looks like makeup. btw I feel made ​​up by the stupid horny cow again. I mean like: what is the problem?

To the title: Yes, I have a contest, (and then I do not mean a contest like in Indian Idol, but in "FULADUSCHEN STYLE!! <3") where I will appoint best blog! All you need to do (if you have a blog, otherwise you get shit, just get it!!) is to write your name and then "I'm in" on the language you want and then leave it (as a comment at this Posts) with your blog's address so that I can visit all of which are with and then designate a winner! The price may be a card in H&M 100: -! But this is only if at least five blogmembers is in the competition, so invite all friends to the party!

LUW YA <3
XOXO Fuladuschen <3

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

WHY DOES EVERYBODY CALLING EACH OTHER GAY!?




Why does everybody calling each other gay?! it's like you want to call the other person a dirty word and the worst thing you come to is gay!? I mean, is there something wrong with being gay? no it is not, so why do you call people the worst thing you know, and in this case is the worst word fag! But why has it received prejudices about it then? Yes, I do not know why you do it, but if you know that person is gay and call it it is no wonder that you do it but just do not do it in a mean way or in a manner so as to offend person to believe that it is wrong to be it. So I just want to say to anyone who says it as an insulting word to anyone who is, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG TO BE GAY!

Monday, April 11, 2011

COMENT!

her iz a picktur off my bos MR. Bean (I äm hiss hom vife and me allso wurk four MR. Beans Dairi ( my latest wörk in itt waz a litel bitt dat waz abut "an horny cow" I once dat i nev))!!! ->>>> <<<<-

I RELY vant ju tu coment mor!!! If ju dont coment mor I gona tak selpmurd (neckst frajdaj)!!!!! Or I just gona tak my blogg off!