Friday, March 23, 2012

WHAT IF PINEAPPLE WAS NO PINEAPPLE, BUT(T) A BANANA?!

Hello all of my deer blogreaders.
I have recently discovered the meaning of life, or atleast a little schedule mother fucker. They are all so incredebly nice and gently with the as when it is in pain. And remember; "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WISH YOU WAS TREATED", he said and started to give everybody in the room a handjob. And I was like "HELLO?!". Biscuits does taste like cocain. WE KNOW. Mr. A. Slicker, a fine young boy in his best years, had putted a fine bowl of apples, OR NO! WAS IT PINEAPPLES!??! OR MAYBE BANANA?!!??! This was a secret I might never find out, but what if I did? SO, SMART and FAB as I am I took a fine and shiny as and wrote my intire schedule of next week on a leave. Leaves. They are very pretty, aren't they? I has a stik. You many stiks in that dammmnn ass? Me gusta fine and shiny asses. The'll always be there for you to fuck. Just like your family. NOT CUZ I FUCK MY OWN FAMILY. Or am I? Whateeevaaah. Luw ya<33 XOXO, Your fine shiny little ass, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Teaparty with My Underdeveloped Toys and The Dlack Bick *wispering* IT'S MY DUCK!






Hello, blogreaders and all friends of Marshall!

Today O had a tea party! Everybody was invited, exept Teddy's pussy.
"Be big, no more menstration for this pussy.", he thoughted and laughted randomly while looking at the pussy.
Me and Stephen King looked strangly at Teddy; we could not deside witch rope we should drag. Teddy's or Mr. Wallmarks? Sure the tea tasted just fine, it was just the fudgein cookies Teddy had brought that nobody liked (exept Teddy and Teddy's pussy).
"What does a robot and aids have in common?", Stephen King said to get up the mood. He was probably pretty gaad damn high, cuz his eye balls went all around and back again- that bastard Teddy had putted some weed in those cookies. Finally Teddy (and his pussy) got shotted by a man named Dumbledore. Myself and I went out for a little walk with my mother in a leash my dear friend Onshy Ponshy gave me.

He does indeed smell the magazines, cuz they are on the table.
The female toys came by with the pringles and the nun died like a batman costume. They do indeed walk over water bridges. Libary? Noh, Winnie The Poo took the university to the edge and had his own little tea party there.

As usual the dolphins were bitches to me, though I was nice like a little angel (as usual <3).

"If they enjoy..?", Teddy and his pussy said. But... OH NO! TEDDY AND HIS PUSSY HAD BEEN REVIVED FROM THE DEAD! So, I took my mother stramer and told her to attack.

I can with pride say that Teddy and his pussy will not disturb us again.

Now I must go, my new lover Mehmet Alkan (check him out at the face book) wants me to give him a kiss on die cheek.
Luw yaa<33
XOXO all of my blogreaders, Your little Brat, Fuladuschen Rambajan.




Friday, January 20, 2012

Nighty Nighty Time After Whipping My Ass Gently




Absolutely silly clean blog, there is little night blogger Fuladuschen Rambajan who greets from the other side of the moon. It's pretty cheese and wet up here, just as my friend called Penis. Brunbanan helped me with my pajamas that go around the whole body. I'll eat my tasty gruel. later I fall asleep in his arms like a bear cub and sleeps like a bird that has just fallen from the nest, slumbers fine and dreams of Brüno.
oh, and then at the night I went to the toilet and pooped all of nice and tasty crisps I ate.
and then, i wiped my ass gently, with my grandma.
it is gentally the bird bath so this night, they splash around and the birds chirping in my bottom. just like an orgasm that I invented Turkish mother used to say, but only when she is alcohol in the body and not angry like an ordinary Turkish mother.




And then i saw santa (and the brother) kissing under the mistletoe. i did not agree with it. it was horrible. but then, i joined them :)
happy ending <3

Luw yaa<333

XOXO your Lidl gently ass Fuladuschen Rambajan<3333

Asian Giants are Playing Golf





The file is saved on your plate, and the dragon of hell put out for their own needs is not. Mother Teresa and the corner that did not know at the annual meeting of the racist comments. "Anal sex!" He cracked toilet chineese Asian flu and the lake began to chronicle their needs, the dragon began to rape everything that moved. They are the only snow is not really his grandfather, knew that. Walking was good before washing in order to get canned lemonade plutten (published in poop).

Envelope with a pen on dirt and badly he writes: "My mother is a racist, but OK in the basement windows, the structure of the cheese mans anus was shaped like his new nice shiny shoes.

Did you use the razor? He was good, let's shave the ass this morning! It will be posted like a tomato in stinky oil.
When they realized that he was a dead mouse who taken their cheese they anally raped his glasses. They got broken, but it's OK, the bitch got them for me.
However, my fuck buddy is coming threw the river over to me so we are going to eat ice cream and sons with the brother. He finally has wiped his marrige.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little Tojik little Asian, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Monday, January 9, 2012

THE DINOSAURS POOPOO IN MY MOTHERS GARDEN SO I HAVE TOO PUT PANTS AND JOIN! CHANUKKA JELLY TIME WITH THE GLOVES, PARTY DURING 8 DAYS!!

Hi, deer blogreaders and dilighted fans!
Sorry for the bad update, but the russian manwhore was very expensive so the mother had too hire some dinosaurs too fix her garden. All they did for the good pay was too starting poopoo in her lovely garden. My mother wasn't that happy about the situation, so, she disided to name the dinosaurs. I took a snabshot and this is prerry much the way she looked like. Mother Theresa.

I took the expensive, russian, manwhore wich I just raped and tatooed mothers name on his butt. Then, he took my big carrot and took a big bite and said: "the butt was a burning devil" he does not like me anymore. This is the tattoo on his butt.


Btw, here are some of the dinosaurs who pooed in mothers gardens dinosaur.



Yes, she does have a pool, is that a victim, tiny gay, Paul.

Hope you had a nice CHANUKKA JELLY TIME WITH THE GLOVES.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little jew, Fuladuschen Rambajan.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Not fun at all, but still sort of fun for the retards in Tajikistan

HI!
The leafs were wet as a strippers pussy, but they were still nice.
It was my birthday for about three weeks ago, so myself and my girlfriends had a little pillow fight in the Mahlet-palace (my place).






Oops! There was little me <333<

And an animal lover as I am I have also had some fun with the animals <3



When Martin comes back, everthing will be fine.

Luw ya<33
XOXO, Your little animal lover, Fuladuschen Ramabajan <3

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Bananas and split for lunch! LOVE YOGA!

Hola, hei, hey, bonjour, hello, ಹಲೋ, hai, Cześć, tere, hi, bok, สวัสดี, 안녕, Здрасти, ola, הי.
Hello everybody! Yes, you and the mother of god had a nice time with the camera last night.

Yoga is nice, but only if that mushroom agrees. NICE MUSHIX!!

However; My period has just ended and the dog wants some more fishes. Rottened, not that hardly. And when he askes for more give it too her. The big trees were very high, not as high as my brother but he had been in turkey. The thanksgiving whent fine, not too much turkey, though too many turkey guys. Nice! Thumbs up, the pony is asking you. HE WILL RUN AWAY! Where is my f*cking yogurt?!When the book was happy, the dog was too. They are fine now, are you? The girl through a fart at me, not that hardly. The only mother was that the problem smelled so much within the days that would past. SMELLY DAYS.

I know that it is sort of late, cuz your cat is suffering. I know it is sort of late too go out for the soda, cuz it's late and very cold outside.
Now, where is the purse of apples? AII.

Luw ya<33
XOXO áll of your Burger King's. BLESS U. QQQ XOXO, Your little Love Guru, Fuladuschen Rambajan.






COME ON, I WONT BITE! *not that hard*

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

IT'S MY FUCKING PERIOD TODAY!!!






Sorry, i've been dead for a while... but(t) i think i've killd Voldermort for the last time now! IT'S MY PERIOD (birthday) TODAY!!!! So, i just say one thing... SAY "Happy period uncle Fuladuschen, have a nice day!". and if you don't, i'm going too rape your brother (or cat if you don't have one... but(t) maybe soon you will after my visit). So, be nice, and don't forget to use condome!

Luw yaa<33

XOXO your Lidl period Fuladuschen Rambajan<33

P.M.S. BE TWISTED! <3